moving sale

new items located HERE.

and good night.

this will be my last entry. maybe not forever, but at least for now. the time has come and i shall move on. thank you for reading and for singing along. i sincerely hope to be back soon.

in the words of cameron crowe:

ladies and gentlemen...the evening is over. we hope you all enjoyed yourselves and we will see you all again in 1974. good evening.

i need to go home. and i'm taking a seat by the window.

scott wolfe, the return

in what has to be the greatest moment in recent t.v. history, or at least since drew's last shirtless scene, the wb has made a great announcement: scott wolf will be joining the cast of everwood! aggghhhh. hes such a hottie!

weekend update...and the show

well, my weekend went better than the idea of the name change. which no one liked, i dont think.

friday, i didnt do anything. stayed home and saw some movies. basically, i planned on drinking a lot on saturday, so i needed the rest. so saturday was better than expected. first, interpol was amazing. not surprised. i love them even more now. the cure was good. i wasnt expecting to enjoy them much, but for a 60 year old, bob can rock. the cure played for over 2 hours. and they played several classics. it was def a good performance. other memorable performances: the rapture, they were very entertaining, and auf der maur, who was very good. im dl'ing her shit.

anyway, i love interpol. it was a good evening. we drank so much. very hot boys at the show. very hot. i was cock-blocked my 'friends' with this pierced boy. and for some reason, there were a lot of kids, i mean the 4-8 age group, around. anyway, this is a cute pic of some of my friends there. unfortunately, no lesbian action on this nite.

i dont have much more to say, but there is def a lot to talk about. oh, and i got the coolest interpol buttons. free! sigh. i love interpol.

name change?

so i'm thinking of renaming the site. i'm thinking something fresh, like
turbo gay: full speed a head.

they do listen...

well, my site is a success. ive just gotten word that a friend, lets call him go-k, has made a purchase based on my monthly shopping list suggestions. i wont say what he purchased, but he did say it was well worth the $20. im bout to get one and maybe go a little wild myself. too bad he got the spring break edition.

curiosa, starring interpol

im so excited about seeing interpol, with curiosa, this saturday at smirnoff. ill be in lawn, so i wont see much, but thats fine. i just cant have them in the same city and not attend the show. anyway, the cure, the rapture, muse, and mogwai will be there. basically im going to see interpol. the rapture and muse are just a bonus. i was hoping cursive would be there, but they are skipping texas for some reason.

either way, i prolly wont post tomorrow (bc its friday), and im hoping to be too drunk to post anything on saturday. so, i will sneak my camera in and try to catch something.

anyway, theres two after-aprties. one with the rapture and another one that im still looking for. and i think its gonna be somehting uber-cool.

personally, i would have loved a stay-at-home boy

i used to like kirsten dunst, but now i just hate her. its more of a jealousy thing, really. see, ive always thought it should have been me spicing up my relationship with jake by having "risqué sex" in shops, cars, bathrooms and beaches. even if we would have ended up apart, like they did, i would have had the memories.

blue collar my ass

have you guys seen this stupidity? i havent seen the show, but i already hate the wb's blue collar tv. oh my god! who the hell watches shit like that? and those freaking radio spots with the fake live audience and loud hollaring and clapping. the fat ugly one screams out, "whats the number to 911?" whatever. who gives crap!

anyway, you know this is the type of thing they show at restaurants like Karens Kountry Kitchen, no, that is not a mispelling, located in jolly or henrietta texas. now, i know this is your current president's doing. pushing the wb, of all networks, to air this "blue collar" crap on us. pushing the idea of middle america and the real people. who live in the countery and idolize toby keith. and hate the dixie chicks and vote bush because a song told them to.

now, the show did well, especially with women (which i absolutely dont get). but i think variety stated it best, "It's all rudimentary humor, one step above a pie in the face or a kick in the groin...." anyway, i hate those asses. especially the fat, ugly one.

weekend update...

nothing of mega-importance to report. met some friends for dinner (i was super-lost) at this north dallas mexican restaurant. and i had a pretty good time there. after that, tho, i went to manhattans near downtown. i was too tired to have a blast, but i saw some other friends, which was fun too. anyway, heres the fun part. i know johnny knoxville was there. if it wasnt him, he looked a hell lot like him. and he was hot. and tall. johnny knoxville is hot. anyway, while at the bar, i decided to go to vegas in october. figured ill spend 200 on the ticket and just crash with someone there. several of us decided to do that. and i thought, this will be the funnest!

then on saturday, i went shopping. while at the mall, my friend boob-a-licious called. she was hired to be director of residence life in some school in delaware. 2 hours form nyc! so we decided, screw vegas. we'll be in nyc for new yrs! that will def be the best!

then on sunday, i realized my lease would be up in december. and i dont want to stay in arlington. i will look inot dallas. and moving is expensive, so i may not be able to take any trips right now. i could, but i'm also trying to pay off this huge loan in a matter of months.

blah blah blah. i know. anyway, did i mention i saw johnny knoxville in dallas? he's so hot.

fruit of the loom is fruity...

ohmygod! so has everyone seen the new fotl underwear tv ad? well, let me tell you, it is hot! its slightly homoerotic, uhm , men in supertight undies surrounded by fruit, but not too gay. if you havent seen it, check out any major network for an hour or so. you will catch it.

anyway, do firemen really walk around like this at the station? the idea alone is hot.

fyi...the rapture is coming

the curiosa festival after party is scheduled. the cool thing...the rapture will be dj'ing the music. check out the flyer...

august shopping

the latest shopping list is up. check it out...

and the only way to get those items is if you donate. the list is located to the lower right. the paypal donation is directly to your right. just click, donate, and wait for my thanks.

weekend update...

a little late, but after the weekend, i so needed somewhat of a break. that, and i got a new phone and i've been playing with it.

ok, so friday i went to see mexican rock star alejandra guzman. it was an invite, so thanks to chico for the tix and cesar for inviting. she actually put on a great show. very entertaining. and the hispanic boys there...yum. after that we went over to gayville. drank some. and had fun. nothing crazy to tell, but i did have fun. the tmc, gay bar known to be dark, sweaty, and not the best of places now has peanuts by the bar. cesar and i enjoyed that.

so saturay i went shopping. first some returns in plano. i think i may have seen giorgio armani at willowbend. dont doubt me just yet! his emporio store is opening in august. i think he was just looking things over. anyway, i bought some diesel jeans. they are 210 at the store. they are 180 at neimans. and nordstroms has them for 170. i got them on sale for 112. anyway, i was soo happy with my purchase and i thought, man, theyre stupid! just got the same pair for a lot less. then i'm thinking, wait, i just paid 112 for a pair of jeans i'll hate in three weeks. oi!

so i get home around 5 pm. im to meet my friend cesar around 7 because we're going to a party. so i jump into the shower around 530. anyway, im soaping up and trying to relax from the a.m. shopping. you know, trying to decide if i have the energy to masturbate. anyway, the lights go out. no, not god telling me to stop thinking that. better. i get out and dry up and put on some shorts and a tee. i ask booboo kitty fuck what happened. shes still in bed as if nothing has happened and just shakes her head. i plan on messing with the fuse box, but hear some voices outside. i walk outside and see the images below:

what the fuck, exactly!! it was insane. a gas tanker, or whatever, rolled over and exploded. the above was the result of that. power lines were knocked down, streets were closed, and the police wouldnt let us out of our complex. also, because of the unqualified driver of that truck, my hair was a mess for the party because i didnt have a blow dryer, my shirt was kinda wrinkly (no iron), and my apartment was hot.

anyway, i got drunk at the party. but met some nice folks. and a very hot straight man. god, he was cute!

anyway, the only thing i have to say about sunday is the village sucked ass!

wasn't he in spaceballs?

everytime i see john kerry, pres candidate, on t.v.,

i can't help but think of pizza the hutt, from spaceballs.



almost identical, no?